I’m sure some of you remember the 27921 posts about my hair ordeals, lmao. I’ll get it right the third time!

I had to paint out my eyes because I had the cold dead eyes of a killer.
So I went to the dinner and was drunk enough that I fell over in my enormous heels before I even got there. Almost tore my friends shirt off trying to stay upright (always classy).
And loooook, only one chipped nail!
/ look of surprise because it masks the cold dead fish eyes i always have after a night out.
Got my latest Jeremy Scott today & thank fuck because it was about 1000003749832 degrees today. Dear Australia, you are too hot. Sincerely me.
(I know a lot of you hate him, but I find him 50/50. The 50% that’s good, is really good. It’s hard to find weird shit that’s ready to wear and in an acceptable price range.)
** I’ll post more gifs and douchey BB things after today. I’ve been busy studying playing Persona 4 & eating chocolate, i literally haven’t studied at all, lol study, what even is that?
autotunedd replied to your photo: shes such a romantic
omg, you fuck. THAT WAS A FINGER SLIP.you can slip me a finger whenever you want
This finger?
Or this one?
To remember the good ol days of being toned! I’ll get toned like this again …. in summer …. when i’m not busy laying in my beanbag and eating daily what could sustain me for the entire winter.


