[DUCKPONDS]

Guys. Guys. Guys. This was like .. 9 years ago. Do you understand? NINE YEARS AGO. NINE YEARS AGO I WALKED INTO A SHOP AND BOUGHT THIS ALBUM.

NINE YEARS AGO HALF OF YOU WEREN’T OLD ENOUGH TO WRITE WITH A PEN IN SCHOOL YET.

Oh God, I am 100 years old.

My first proper concert was in 2003 that did not include the involvement of a parent. Some of you were like … eight years old while I was staring at Brian Molkos erection during a concert.

I’m a geriatric.